I held out till the evening and made this instead.
2oz Stollichnaya Stolli Hot (Hot pepper vodka)
1/2 Molly Prat dry vermouth
1 oz bloody Mary mix
A squeeze of lime
Old bay seasoning for rimming the glass (rub lime around glass and turn upside down on saucer of old bay)
Mix all in cocktail shaker with ice and pour into rimmed cocktail glass. Bloody hot and bloody good.